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| » Ernie the Hamster |
| If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!
Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » Loving Wife |
| I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned d ... |
| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » Boy Sees Elephant |
| Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thin ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » 1923TURK TURKiSHWARRiOR HACKED |
| 1923TURK TURKiSHWARRiOR HACKED
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| Added on : 18-Sep-2008 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » THE TALKING PARROTS |
| A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS |
| In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » Baby Turtle |
| A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » Signs your cow has mad-cow disease. |
| Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » King of the Jungle... |
| A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely be ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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| » Dogs `n Light Bulbs |
| How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can't re ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Michael |
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